Portable Pizza Pouch Lanyard Lets You Hang a Slice of Pizza Around Your Neck For Quick Access

Stupididiotic has created a brilliant Portable Pizza Pouch lanyard that is perfect for hanging a tasty slice of pizza around your neck, ready to eat at any given moment. It is available to purchase online.

No one should ever be without pizza. Sadly, (often tragically) pizza is not always available for immediate hand-to-mouth consumption. Prepare yourself. Keep and carry a backup slice with this specially designed Pizza Pouch. A durable zip-lock sealing neck-strap pie slice device. Always fresh and ready. BONUS: Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It’s a bold (and delicious) fashion statement. Portable pizza. The best invention since delivery.